A Three Word Story - Story 1

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Postby Wandering Bears on Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:14 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders
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Postby Frank n Beck on Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:28 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(nasty lot indeed)
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Postby Wandering Bears on Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:34 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. :roll:
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Postby Spotty Spotty Pony Girl on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:00 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she
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Postby Frank n Beck on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:50 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go
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Postby scoutingwv on Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:15 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her
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Postby 3_dogs on Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:39 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her nicotine patch recycling
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Postby Wandering Bears on Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:40 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian.
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Postby wvhunter on Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:46 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian. For whom the
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Postby Wandering Bears on Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:06 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of
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Postby wvhunter on Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:32 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space
Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl.

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Postby Spotty Spotty Pony Girl on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:20 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little
Sidekick LWB said to sidekick engineer, 'I've hung out with people i've met on the internet before but i've never run into any of them in the middle of the woods.' (Upper Yough Trek)

Buffaloes and tigers are one thing, but mustelids are not to be trifled with.
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Postby Wandering Bears on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:24 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund
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Postby Rock_Rat on Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:46 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big
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Postby Spotty Spotty Pony Girl on Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:05 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by
Sidekick LWB said to sidekick engineer, 'I've hung out with people i've met on the internet before but i've never run into any of them in the middle of the woods.' (Upper Yough Trek)

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