A Three Word Story - Story 1

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Postby wvugirlengineer on Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:08 pm

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It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor
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Postby wvhunter on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:54 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intending for Dartanian
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Postby Spotty Spotty Pony Girl on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:10 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intending for Dartanian. The headline read
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Buffaloes and tigers are one thing, but mustelids are not to be trifled with.
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Postby Troutbum1 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:57 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intending for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!
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Postby scoutingwv on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:23 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intending for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese"
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Postby Spotty Spotty Pony Girl on Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:45 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intending for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly.
Sidekick LWB said to sidekick engineer, 'I've hung out with people i've met on the internet before but i've never run into any of them in the middle of the woods.' (Upper Yough Trek)

Buffaloes and tigers are one thing, but mustelids are not to be trifled with.
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Postby wvhunter on Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:03 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at
Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl.

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Postby Rock_Rat on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:46 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave
Murphy was an optimist! - O'toole's commentary on Murphy's law
The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum. - O'Toole's Corollary
I think this O'Toole guys onto something. - Rock_Rat's commentary on O'Toole
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Postby wvhunter on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:47 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave, Ratman and Bobbin
Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl.

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Postby Troutbum1 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:58 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave, Ratman and Bobbin found evidence of
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Postby Raven on Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:18 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave, Ratman and Bobbin found evidence of an insignificant plan.
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Postby Frank n Beck on Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:50 pm

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave, Ratman and Bobbin found evidence of an insignificant plan. A plan that
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Postby Rock_Rat on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:22 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave, Ratman and Bobbin found evidence of an insignificant plan. A plan that included Romulan ail.
Murphy was an optimist! - O'toole's commentary on Murphy's law
The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum. - O'Toole's Corollary
I think this O'Toole guys onto something. - Rock_Rat's commentary on O'Toole
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Postby Raven on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:23 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave, Ratman and Bobbin found evidence of an insignificant plan. A plan that would spell doom
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Postby Spotty Spotty Pony Girl on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:57 am

It was a large, inflamed pustule caused by a scathing battle with a rabid ferret. I used a vintage Sherman tank while wearing nothing to frighten it. PETA told NASA they kill cats, only Schrodinger's cats. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has shown us arbitrary feline locomotion is exponentially hindered if you laden an African swallow. The canine viewpoint, reiterated by Xenophon, can't be understood nor denounced.

Meanwhile, back at the manor house Frau Blucher is hearing horses neigh, wondering what was amiss with the herd she picked up while hitch-hiking yesterday. African Barking Spiders(a nasty lot indeed) used four words. Not disuaded she proceeded to go back to her abusive husband Dartanian, for whom the very nature of time and space was of little import. The dachshund left a big wet newspaper by the flux capacitor intended for Dartanian. The headline read: ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

"I like cheese," thought Dartanian absentmindedly. Meanwhile back at the Rat cave, Ratman and Bobbin found evidence of an insignificant plan. A plan that would spell doom "dume", lacking spellcheck
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